If you let me field Italians, I'd win on Straight.
Just on the range of abuse and orifices alone.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 6:59,
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jack in the box or back in the jocks: you decide.
italians are imaginary, like larks and kettles.
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postbear has metal knees,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:01,
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/Groaning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack/
/Lays out her goods on the floor/
/Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen/
/Eat it and come back for more!/
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:07,
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Lies! You'd never type and fuck at the same time.
/They said he was a neuter/
/Tried to be a masher/
/He was a failure as a flasher/
/What made it most regrettable/
/He thought he was incredible/
/Here I come, yeah, look at me now!/
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:19,
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