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# which is most disgusting:
1. scented body spray for 'men'
2. scented liquid shower soap for 'men'
3. cologne and makeup for 'men'
4. leech-flavoured ice cream.

vote now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:12, archived)
# I'd say four...
however, "scented body spray", for anyone, strikes me as suspect.
Or would make you one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:15, archived)
# 1, 2 and 3 are tied for the lead in my mind.
i need to go to bed, i am exhausted.

'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:24, archived)
# IT WORKS THOUGH
The biggest player at my old job, hottest girls there always rubbing up against him sprayed himself with axe everyday as he got out of his car.

THE CORRELATION WAS DIRECT.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:16, archived)
# yeah, phrenology works too.
but do you want to stink like a week-old douchebag just to attract people who like the smell of week-old douchebags?

i had a woman at an old job tell me she liked the way i smelled once. she asked what it was and i said "pizza".

i was not lying to her, but i should have.

i have to sleep. 'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:27, archived)
# *smacks the wealth node with a hammer*
*pass out from pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 7:43, archived)
# My shower soap is full of guarana and caffeine.
Apparently it's possible to absorb a little bit when you wash.

I can't say I've noticed any effect, but the packaging is pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:07, archived)
# i wash with anger and vitriol.
and sometimes army ants and durian.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:14, archived)