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we are at present, both inside of MY office.

and your secretary is in HER office, where you left her AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO.
and ONCE AGAIN, YOU ARE FIRED.
NOW LEAVE.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:02, archived)

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS CONVERSATION.

I am sitting behind my desk, and you are standing in front of me, stinking the place out.

If you do not leave, I will call security and then sue your ass.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:04, archived)

YOU'LL sue ME?

I'LL BAKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
_{a cake.}

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:06, archived)

So you've walked into my office, told me to get out, refused to admit your error

and now you're making jokes about my grandmother's cremation?

I will give the security guards a fifty so they kick you in the guts a few times outside.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:09, archived)

police! arrest this raving lunatic! he has admitted to stealing my building right out from under my feet.

and implied money laundering and practicing taxidermy on the homeless! he is a menace to sobriety!

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:13, archived)

SECURITY

*snaps fingers*

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:15, archived)

oh look, he thinks security is summoned by fingers snapping.

-presses button that releases rabid bats-
-gets carried off by security-

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:17, archived)

Next time, don't march into the CEO's office at ANAGRAMS LLC unless you are ready to hear every single last possibility of an anagram.

It's what we do here at ANAGRAMS LLC.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:18, archived)

i find that highly suspect.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:19, archived)

*offers scented body-spray*

BUY TWENTY AND I ADD IPOOED AND AIDS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:23, archived)

aids?

give them to me.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)