A stapler once jumped up, got me round the throat, and attacked me violentlyWell actually I stapled my finger but anyway in both stories I cried.
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Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:01,
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That's the saddest story I ever heard.It is also the first story I've ever heard. My parents weren't into stories much, and I've somehow managed to avoid hearing any for my whole adult life. This probably isn't normal.
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Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:04,
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