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[challenge entry] Staplertron was a little shy when it came to transforming...

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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Hahahaa :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
I thought he'd made himself smaller, but silly Toast, smaller is just further away :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# these cows are very small
whereas these cows are very far away
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# arf!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# A stapler once jumped up, got me round the throat, and attacked me violently
Well actually I stapled my finger but anyway in both stories I cried.
(Northern Lovely, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# That's the saddest story I ever heard.


It is also the first story I've ever heard. My parents weren't into stories much, and I've somehow managed to avoid hearing any for my whole adult life. This probably isn't normal.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Good use of Gill Sans there, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# *ahem*



Futura medium
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I hope you've bought a license to use that
or I'm calling the font police.


I wonder if there are font police. If so, do they get call-outs to baptisms? I'll give you the afternoon to research that for me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# get you with your fontiness!
Just messing, guv.

It's a feckin miracle I can see anything at all at the moment.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha
1st laugh in two days!

Woo and ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)