'He never speaks of himself except when compelled, never defends himself by a mere retort, he has no ears for slander or gossip, is scrupulous in imputing motives to those who interfere with him, and interprets everything for the best. '
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:06,
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...or just has a bushy moustache.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:07,
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None of the above applies to kittens, however
they have their own etiquette
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:08,
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