just lock it away in the cupboard at night and you should be safe
unless you want it for late night suction purposes of course.
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:17,
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Not really needing the suction aspect
Although a sideline in abortions would help pay the mortgage.
*puts lock on list of things to buy*
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ninja chinchilla,
Mon 26 Nov 2007, 23:25,
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