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# ZOMG
WE'VE ONLY GOT 74 YEARS TO REACT TO THIS BREAKING NEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# *punts Griff in the knackers*
One down...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# HAH!
today I am wearing my rubber testicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# oh shite!!
*cuts nuts off*
i'm doing my bit!!



theres a lot of blood..
ohh.
*collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Let the cull begin!
(Baron von Pinkenhoffer Not a robot but in disguise, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# a spokesman for the pensions industry
i heard on the radio yesterday called the rate of increase in life expectancy "disturbing."
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# ha!
I preferred it when we used to die of typhoid n stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# *coughs*
oh dear..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I particularly adore
the vagueness of this particular piece of journalism:

"...the British population could hit almost 110m in 2081, if immigration and fertility rates are high."

Another way of writing it might be:

"...the British population may be less than two dozen in 2081, if everyone dies of teh Bad Aids."

Unfounded-No-Definite-Evidence-Speculation-tastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 27 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)