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# well,
in my poor country, i am forced to live on coal and the money i steal from rich white people, and due to this poor lifestyle i cannot afford a HD-DVD player for my LCD widescreen tv.

i know that you will choose the right person.
thank you.


well actually i wanted to join the contest, but because i have a tiresome job, it is hard for me to make something after hours. i also have a complete lack of talent and equipment.

that is all.

[EDIT] i missed the bit that said picture, but i swear i will give you the fluffiest picture you have ever seen. you see, i work in a pet store, and feed the baby parrots every day, and after they are fed, they fall asleep on top of each other. ironically, i was going to make some pictures today, but forgot the camera. 100% fact.

actually, don't give it to me, i did fuck all to deserve it.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# *Lends*


:D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# awww.
but it's a cat, and they are the natural enemy of the baby parrot. therefore, i cannot use it.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# RACIST!
:P
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)