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# Hedgehogs are made of teasels
and are therefore very flammable.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# And they have the singularly bad survival trait
of a tendency to hibernate in bonfires.

Silly hedgie pig.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# To be fair
it's not a bonfire until you light it.
Up to then you're just sticking fire lighters in to his house.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Hmmm... Existential...
Schrodinger's bonfire? Both a big pile of brushwood and a little pile of cooling ash at one and the same time...

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)