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[challenge entry] Dude in my office wanted a go but has no account so this is his!

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(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)
# his arms are like Taz
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)
# that'll keep him warm throughout winter!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Mmmm, hedgehog flambé....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)
# with a porcupine puree sauce
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)
# On a bed of sautéed echidnas
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# What's his carbon footprint though?
And the arm definately reminds me of
http://looneytunes.warnerbros.com/stars_of_the_show/tasmanian_devil/taz_story.html
(IcantLive Needs sleep, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ok, cut that out now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)
# pfft!
Entertaining your workmates with songs of horse-love?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Fortunately I have no sound at work
And have only heard the song once, courtesy of evil freebs
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Aw bless.
What's the fun of the russian roulette that is b3ta-member links if you're not going to have the sound on for potential maximum embarassment?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# are you in a busy office?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Not necessarily busy
but watched over by a hawk-like office manager with a personal vendetta!

= fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# damn those bosses!!
EDIT: i'm lucky on one hand because my boss doesn't give a shit about me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# and on the other hand, it looks huge!
/JB blog
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I have no choice
My computer is not capable of playing sound
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)
# What're you running?
Windows 3.1 on an Compaq 486?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)
# no speakers.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Orators?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# How did you know?
Nah, there's just no speakers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on me.

and anyway, the link's purple now. So there :p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Fool me once... shame on you
fool me... er... won't get fooled again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Hedgehogs are made of teasels
and are therefore very flammable.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)
# And they have the singularly bad survival trait
of a tendency to hibernate in bonfires.

Silly hedgie pig.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)
# To be fair
it's not a bonfire until you light it.
Up to then you're just sticking fire lighters in to his house.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Hmmm... Existential...
Schrodinger's bonfire? Both a big pile of brushwood and a little pile of cooling ash at one and the same time...

*ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)