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# Legend!
...that was a truly daft film.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 3 May 2002, 15:34, archived)
# What!
It had Tim Curry and midgets in it! a masterpiece of fantasy frippery.
Fandoobydazzy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 3 May 2002, 15:41, archived)
# yeah it was fun
but I could never get around the crappy acting.
(Idyll23, Fri 3 May 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Crappy Acting!!
How dare you, it was...nah, fuck it, the acting was shite. But it had a pig man in it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 3 May 2002, 15:45, archived)
# The pig man
was awesome, I forget what he did to get turned into a pig, but it was quality nonetheless.
(Idyll23, Fri 3 May 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Didn't it have
Tom Cruise as well? I liked it but I like crappy films.
(Amerella, Fri 3 May 2002, 15:55, archived)
# It was
Mr Cruises first film.
It also starred three tons worth of blossom blowing romantically across everything.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 3 May 2002, 15:56, archived)
# especially
with the unicorn
(Amerella, Fri 3 May 2002, 16:07, archived)