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[challenge entry] I forgot I even had this one (a pea).......

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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:40, archived)
# pawtedoes, shirley?
damn those nautical cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)
# and those wannabe ginger cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:51, archived)
# my new kitty is black and white
it's also doing my tits in, whining to go out. i only got it today, so i'm keeping it inside for a few days. if i can cope with the meowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Awwww, kitty!
My cat threw up on my parents bed today. HE'S A GOOD CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)
# that's a good trick!
i'd take it round to my parent's house to throw up on their bed, but my mum is asthmatic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Ow, so she's not allowed to breathe in kitty puke :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)
# cat hair makes her wheeze
and she doesn't like animals unless they're cooked and served with veg and gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:04, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
OMG PICS PLZ
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)
# did you mean
pics of kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)
# of course!
 


Tuxedo cats rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)
# i have no pics of kitty
i have no camera and i've had kitty for 7 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:19, archived)
# THEN DRAW :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:34, archived)
# i will tomorrow
i don't have the energy or patience tonight, meowing kitty is pissing me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:36, archived)
# well it is just a little kittycat.
 
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:05, archived)
# pfff!
that actually does look like my catface!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:15, archived)
# AND I MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW, AND I MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:18, archived)
# no more miaows!
one cat's worth of noise is enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:23, archived)
# *Chuckle*
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)
# HERE, AS YOU HAVE A KITTY, I SHALL SHARE MY BALLOOM.
HE WANTS A FRIEND.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:59, archived)
# kitty balooms!
my cat is called bella, but i intend to change its name to catface forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)
# My mate has a cat called Cuntface.
His parents just call it Face. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:01, archived)
# i had a mouse called smackhead
it lived in a goldfish bowl. the goldfish lived in a vimto lollipops jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)
# HAHA! You what?!
Crazy woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:04, archived)
# we got the bowl with fish from a fair
naturally, they died after about a week. we then got the mouse from my brother's friend and, as it couldn't climb up the slippery plastic sides of the goldfish bowl, we let it live in there. then when we unexpectedly got more fish, the only thing we had to put them in was the lollipops jar. they seemed quite happy in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:04, archived)
# CAN BALLOOM BORROW ONE OF THEM?
FOR FUN AND GOODTIMES?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:06, archived)
# ocelots
are all about the goodtimes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Dirty little blighters.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:15, archived)
# they're the sluts
of the animal kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Glub . . .
glub . . . glub . . . bubbles . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:59, archived)