That is because.....
They are Evil Alien!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:14,
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This is terrifying
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:18,
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I want to believe!
ace!
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage',
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:22,
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Hahaha
wonderful
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 10 Dec 2007, 15:36,
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