
They'll probably tell you to call for an ambulance. They always do. The ambulance service hate them for it.
They're probably more reliable than b3ta, though, unless there are hidden medics around.
(Off the top of my head, it might be muscular pain, broken rib, duodenal ulcer, gallstones and a number of other weirder things. I am not a doctor. Not a medical one, anyway.)
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They're probably more reliable than b3ta, though, unless there are hidden medics around.
(Off the top of my head, it might be muscular pain, broken rib, duodenal ulcer, gallstones and a number of other weirder things. I am not a doctor. Not a medical one, anyway.)

Now, what are your views on cyberpunk literature? (Well, that's what I'm qualified in...)
Anyway, /\ This. Either ring NHS direct on 0845 4647 or 999.
If I were a bastard I would link you to their site, but actually make it the 'I love horses' one. It turns out that I'm not actually a bastard. www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/
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Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:39,
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Anyway, /\ This. Either ring NHS direct on 0845 4647 or 999.
If I were a bastard I would link you to their site, but actually make it the 'I love horses' one. It turns out that I'm not actually a bastard. www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/