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(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
*cleecks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Happy My username, my username, my username is on fire, burn mother fucker burn day:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:55, archived)
# hehe
I think that has to be the best b3taday response ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Happy b3taday you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Thanks sir
*retires to watch QI*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)
# woohoo candles and everything
happy shit and stuff you norn iron man *snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Happy Birthday Sir
*bumrapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:04, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)
# happy candleday!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Yay! happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)
# nice hat
I'm just polishing off a lovely Merlot as it happens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Most civilised
*drinks some of her sauvignon blanc*

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Ahahaha!
*clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Damn kangaroos coming here, taking our jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)
# i blame riverghost
he has 'em all living in his hostel. 20 to a room
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)
# 19 actually
We keep one bed of a wallabee. Anyway the Skippy got sacked for putting a MPEG of his mate in a tumbledrier on Youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)
# yeah i saw that video....
the sacking was unjustified.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Yeah
It was obvious they'd put a sheet of Bounce in there with him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:07, archived)
# damn Nick, taking all of the mindpiss!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I say what we're all thinking.
/Bernard Manning
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:55, archived)
# you should run for office!
I'd love to work for the governments.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I better get shaking hands
Mable? Get me Michael J Fox
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)
# no, bernard.
what we're all thinking is "when is that fat racist cunt going to shut up and die?". oh, worked
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:58, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOO!
/foiled
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)
# haha
*cleek*
amusing-yet-poignant
edit: that 'roo actually looks like a fireman, or a building site foreman, or some other beefy, manly, 1970s role
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Every silver lining has a mushroom cloud
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done!

Houpla flavoured hooplas!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)
# pfffft
fucking kangaroos! Stealing our women, taking our jobs and unemployment money!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I saw it in the news: is this yours?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Fluffy little buggers aren't they?
www.b3ta.com/board/7851436
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:58, archived)
# this years number one must have Christmas present
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:59, archived)
# we offer cheap cloning services
with high success rate



(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Haha, amazing.
Thought the kid was being sick in the first frame. That made it funnier.
When are we seeing the return of monkeybackpack?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)
# ANy doctors?
I am in considerable pain in my chest and the out of hours doctor is slow to return my call.

I'd drive up to the hospital, but I think I might crash when it spasms.

It's on the right of my chest, about 4 fingers below and two to the right of my right nipple - I know that my heart is on my left, I am not concerned about that, it is not wind, but feels muscular.

Given that I have broken my back twice in the past, the pain is not minor - it's really fucking bad.

Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Fuck it, I'm calling Tinium to take me to the hospital,
this is unbearable.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Having suffered from plenty of back pain, trapped nerves, slipped discs and the like
I would say not to worry as it sounds like a normal posture pain.

It'll be a nerve in your spine shooting round to your front. Or at least it will be if its like the ones I get. Hurt like fuck it does.

Have you bee drinking a lot of red wine over the weekend and then sitting at a desk all day?
That for some bizarre reason gets me.

Or it could be life threatening in which case fuck off to the hospital.

What have you been up to recently?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:03, archived)
# migth be a cracked rib
if it's not broken is no big deal. If it's broken it could pierce the lung, but you should be able to feel it.

But I'm not a doctor.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)
# If it's that bad dial 999 matey
none of us are any younger these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Gallstones
unless you're one of the 1% of people with a heart on your right side!




/not a doc
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Ring NHS Direct
They'll probably tell you to call for an ambulance. They always do. The ambulance service hate them for it.

They're probably more reliable than b3ta, though, unless there are hidden medics around.

(Off the top of my head, it might be muscular pain, broken rib, duodenal ulcer, gallstones and a number of other weirder things. I am not a doctor. Not a medical one, anyway.)
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I'm a doctor
Now, what are your views on cyberpunk literature? (Well, that's what I'm qualified in...)

Anyway, /\ This. Either ring NHS direct on 0845 4647 or 999.

If I were a bastard I would link you to their site, but actually make it the 'I love horses' one. It turns out that I'm not actually a bastard. www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
home-officelol
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:14, archived)