We have lots of crickets.Each cricket has a fast moving ball and eleven penises.
Two of the penises are well protected, and holding bats though.
Interspecies porn is fun.
(Two of the penises are well protected, and holding bats though.
Interspecies porn is fun.
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Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:06,
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nah, i prefer that humans leave other animals alone.besides, inter-kingdom porn is what turns me on.
*molests a triffid*
(*molests a triffid*
postbear has metal knees,
Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:19,
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My brother once scared a small child doing a triffid impressionIt wasn't directed at her, it was actually directed at my Mum, but they were in public, and this little girl looked absolutely horrified and hid behind her mother. The mother did NOT look amused.
However, everyone else did.
(However, everyone else did.
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Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:23,
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mothers are useless creatures.she should have been glad you didn't kill them both.
( postbear has metal knees,
Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:35,
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