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# trash and more trash.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:29, archived)
# Mister Anderson,
hon.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:40, archived)
# that took me a minute.
ugh. all the wonderful films you could have mentioned and you brought up that travesty. i do like hugo weaving a bit, but other than that... ugh.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:43, archived)
# Well
he never takes the mask off in 'V for Vendetta', so it might as well be any disembodied voice.

This looks like Agent Smith, and they'd love him in Hampden.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)
# i don't recall agent smith with a wee thin moustache, but black suit + sunglasses, yes.
never saw 'v for'.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:54, archived)
# The Matrix was alright..
Nothing special.

Reloaded was a pathetic attempt at cinema, I think I've squeezed out more creative turds than that.

I refuse to watch Revolutions.

It angers me to discuss this.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:57, archived)
# but the rave scene was the best!!!!1!
trapped underground with millions of machines attacking them! best course of action: turn up the speakers to 11!

don't get me started....
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:59, archived)
# *doesn't get you started*
This time of the morning, movie rants are never good.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:02, archived)
# blade 3: discuss.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:03, archived)
# I stopped at Blade.
The first 18 rated movie I ever saw!

I remember the night well, I was wearing a toga made from party popper streams and was 12 years old. OH THE JOYS.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:05, archived)
# heh.
my ex won tickets to see the second one. it was awful, though i liked the central effect used.

the third one i saw on the teevee, while working on the computer. it was not as bad as standard tv, but not much better.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:07, archived)
# Looks like Joe Jackson...
AND GOOD MORNINGS
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:51, archived)
# I don't think either of you slept yet
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)
# Well, I've given up on sleeping at night
However, it is the morning, and I hope it is good for everyone.

MY STATEMENT STANDS.

You are very observant though sir, despite me not posting for several hours.


*switches off webcam just in case*
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:54, archived)
# I wonder if that creeps people out on here
THAT I'M WATCHING ALL OF YOU AND I KNOW YOUR GAMES.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:07, archived)
# To be honest, I'm fairly sure most of them are turned on by this fact.
I know I am.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# IT IS WHY MY WEBCAM FACES THE WALL.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 8:12, archived)
# not yet, but soon.
it is going on 2:00 am, so sleep must trap me in its squirming tentacles shortly.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:56, archived)
# 7am here =D
Watching the cricket and decapitating my wrist at the time being.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:59, archived)
# all our crickets are dead or hibernating.
i have a plastic cricket which chirps when you twist its knob.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:02, archived)
# We have lots of crickets.
Each cricket has a fast moving ball and eleven penises.

Two of the penises are well protected, and holding bats though.

Interspecies porn is fun.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:06, archived)
# nah, i prefer that humans leave other animals alone.
besides, inter-kingdom porn is what turns me on.

*molests a triffid*
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:19, archived)
# My brother once scared a small child doing a triffid impression
It wasn't directed at her, it was actually directed at my Mum, but they were in public, and this little girl looked absolutely horrified and hid behind her mother. The mother did NOT look amused.

However, everyone else did.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:23, archived)
# mothers are useless creatures.
she should have been glad you didn't kill them both.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:35, archived)
# gotta look sharp.
good 'ning to you!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:53, archived)
# He's a nutter! And all the more fun for it.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 6:56, archived)
# my strap-on guy who wants to buy my panties keeps emailing me.
i think i should extort some money and/or goods out of him.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:01, archived)
# Get him to buy you a multi-arm ablator to show his good intentions.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# ooh, good idea.
reminds me, i have forgotten to respond to the nigerian goof.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# YOU HAVE TOO MANY IMAGES
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:01, archived)
# I KNOW.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:07, archived)
# no such thing, human.
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 7:09, archived)
# I thought it was Annie Lennox!
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 8:39, archived)
# /Who am I to disagree/
[/:-)
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Erm
Dave H Stewart?:P
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:54, archived)
# i sleep soundly at night knowing i live in the same city as that man
(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 8:24, archived)
# but does he?
go throw a pebble at his bedroom window.
(, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:31, archived)