The pen is mightier than the swordAfter all, it is language that separates us from the beasts.
Thus:
Dear sir,
I feel I must take issue with the unnecessary scandalous overtones occasionally detectable in your esteemed publication.
It displeases me to see your journalistic standards lowered in such a fashion, surely you are above such low-brow tabloid behaviour?
Yours
Brig. Fridgeignton Freezerous-Smythe (Retired.)
And I shall address it to "Cunts, London".
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Thus:
Dear sir,
I feel I must take issue with the unnecessary scandalous overtones occasionally detectable in your esteemed publication.
It displeases me to see your journalistic standards lowered in such a fashion, surely you are above such low-brow tabloid behaviour?
Yours
Brig. Fridgeignton Freezerous-Smythe (Retired.)
And I shall address it to "Cunts, London".