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[challenge entry] give christmas back to the jews.
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bah. humbug. etc.

oh, and day one of filming is in the can, as we used to say when film was used. day two (final day in all likelihood) is tomorrow.

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:44, archived)
# Anything worth noting happen?
Or just porn business as usual?

Also: woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:51, archived)
# danke, hanke.
the shoot was easy - one guy was camera shy so he got fed a viagra. the owner of the house (in a posh neighbourhood) had loaned it out provided he could watch the action. directorman hustled him out of the room withing ten minutes, saying he was making the actors nervous.

four scenes shot, two to go tomorrow as well as some small filler bits (the 'acting' parts where the plot is generated). no surprises other than that i recognised one of the actors from my days as a bartender.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:56, archived)
# Sounds fun!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:03, archived)
# eh, just work.
to be honest, the shoots are rather grim. i would not like to do it for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:12, archived)
# Hmm
I often wonder what it would take to make a porn that's good for the genitals, good for the soul. Like Shortbus if Shortbus was about audience masterbation.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
My doctor had a menorah in her office. I asked if she was Jewish? (I know - stupid question, right?)

Turns out someone gave it to her and she didn't know what to do with it, so she just threw it on the bookshelf. We had a giggle about it.

Good luck on the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:52, archived)
# heh. i had one i found in the garbage.
i had it on the patio, might still be there under the snow.

thanks, but no luck needed. i'm just a cameraman.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:58, archived)
# Mithria Jadjua, motherfuckers!
*leaps seven bulls*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:56, archived)
# i almost gave it seven arms.
but i checked online and it turns out chanukah menorahs have an extra pair to honour shiva.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 6:59, archived)
# Near enough.
Leak-over of cultures was rather strong in that era.

MYTH IS HARD TO MAKE YOU KNOW!!!

... so they say. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:03, archived)
# heh. a new twist on an old favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Are you sure?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanukiah

(I'm certainly not sure)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:07, archived)
# the shiva part was just a joke to mock religions.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:09, archived)
# Ah.
as opposed to the 'real' ones? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:11, archived)
# they're all real!
scientology = christianity = islam = cargo cults = judaism = pastafarianism = animism....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:14, archived)
# I practice 'jism' fairly regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:16, archived)
# Pfft, nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:07, archived)
# merci.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 7:08, archived)
# Cool beans
I shot some footage in Buenos Aires the other day and edited it in Premiere...the results are on my facebook page.

Will shoot some porn when the, ahem, sort-of girlfriend arrives in a week :D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:03, archived)
# nice. i'd like to see b.a.
be sure to post your films on the /links board.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 8:51, archived)