No.
your arse makes your arse look big.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:01,
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So you're saying that it's all my arse's fault!
And there I was blaming the pies :D

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Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:03,
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