I inherited an old sabre from my grandfather this year
Will I turn it in if they become illegal? Will I bollocks.
(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:43,
archived)
If it's a 1796 light cavalry sabre...
...I'll sex you for it.
(
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Wed 12 Dec 2007, 11:51,
archived)