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# The best thing to do after that
is turn to the most delicate looking person in the lift, and say 'excuse me, have you just farted?' in the most polite tone you can muster.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:41, archived)
# I could have pulled it off
if I hadn't been standing in a mirrored elevator squinting out a massive fart in several tones for 10 solid seconds.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:43, archived)
# That's the perfect moment.
You should have at least tried.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:54, archived)
# I'll keep it in the queue
and report back with the hilarious results.
(, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:55, archived)