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[challenge entry] Sorry for lack of Chopin


But they really are a bunch of...

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(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:15, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaa?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:17, archived)
# i'd really like to know what you shopped in this picture.
www.mtv.com/shared/media/images/artist/d/dropkick_murphys/az_official/281x211.jpg
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:18, archived)
# It looks a little bit darker
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:19, archived)
# good eye.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:20, archived)
# g'day
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 8:09, archived)
# The first one doesn't have a lensflare effect added*.
*the second one doesn't either, but I was just pointing out that it was missing from the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:22, archived)
# i understand completely.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:28, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaa will forever be known as the most honest band in history.
Their music sounded exactly the same as the name of their band.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:19, archived)
# Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
It's like a Pavlovian response. I hear 'aaaaaaaaaaa' and I salivate.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:20, archived)
# fuckin' lus3rs!
don't even have a numeral in their name! how can they be rap-metal, i ask?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:25, archived)
# You'd prefer
a11?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:26, archived)
# that's what they'll use on their later cds.
when they make money and have to save space.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:29, archived)
# does space need saving?
what from?

who dares threaten space?!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:30, archived)
# I violently farted in an elevator once.
I mean I put some real effort into it and nearly shat myself.

Some people would suggest I was threatening their space at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:35, archived)
# 'nearly'?
amateur.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:36, archived)
# Amatuer?
I thought it was quite skillful.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:49, archived)
# The best thing to do after that
is turn to the most delicate looking person in the lift, and say "excuse me, have you just farted?" in the most polite tone you can muster.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:41, archived)
# I could have pulled it off
if I hadn't been standing in a mirrored elevator squinting out a massive fart in several tones for 10 solid seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:43, archived)
# That's the perfect moment.
You should have at least tried.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:54, archived)
# I'll keep it in the queue
and report back with the hilarious results.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:55, archived)
# i'd prefer: snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:29, archived)
# they will build a castle in the middle pf a lake in england where the french from the ancient past will keep the holy grail from king arthur and his knights with unnecessary taunting and dropping shit from the roof.
and joseph of arimathea will write about it on the inside of the cave guarded by a terrifying creature.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:25, archived)
# I'm betting it'll be a Grue.
>
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:28, archived)
# is that some sort of pheasant-like bird?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:30, archived)
# Hardly.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
> what is a grue?
The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the 
earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable 
appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been 
seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws 
to tell the tale. 
>

grue, not a grue
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:41, archived)
# Hullo again world.
www.xkcd.com/91/

Reminds me of this =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 17 Dec 2007, 7:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:31, archived)
# science is fucked!
inverse.physics.berkeley.edu/archives/grue.png
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:36, archived)
# grouping is always awkward.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:37, archived)
# you are.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:40, archived)
# KILL FRODO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:39, archived)
# THEY TAKE UP LESS SPACE YOU KNOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:40, archived)
# *checks tonsils*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:19, archived)
# tonsils: check.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:28, archived)
# paint, photoshop, imageready, gimp, flash (ah-ah!), etc. are your friends.
knobless.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 6:24, archived)
# You're QOTW answers make me question my ability to perseve reality effectively
they make absolutely no sense, right?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 7:05, archived)