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[challenge entry] Ladies and gentlemen...
...I give you Kid Rock.

Hope this hasn't been done to death.

From the If Band Names Were Taken Literally challenge. See all 782 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:01, archived)
# ARE YOU CALLING ME A HEDONIST?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:03, archived)
# you may have misunderstood.
this compo is about musicians. this creature is not a musician; it is a mould.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:08, archived)
# Ah!
I take your point... however he makes his living as a musician, just like the guy in the cafe down the road makes his money as a chef!

(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:12, archived)
# well, to be fair i compo'd rick astley and nickelback.
none of them are musicians either.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:15, archived)
#
Nickelback

I almost feel sorry for them in this video.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:27, archived)
# yay! i love portugal!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:31, archived)
# i heard kid rock
and creed lead singer scott stapp recently starred in a porn film. apparently scott stapp is heard to say, while receiving head, "it's good to be king."
(schnurricane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:12, archived)
# was it just the two of them?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:16, archived)
# i knew that would come up
i'll look into it

[edit: this from wikipedia: * California pornography company Red Light District (RLD) claims to have acquired a 1999 sex tape in which Stapp, soon after he was divorced from Hillaree Burns, and singer Kid Rock performed oral sex acts in front of fans.[6] RLD planned to release the tape in 2006, but one of the women involved filed to block it.[7] Rock also filed an injunction and called Stapp an "idiot."[8]]
(schnurricane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:19, archived)
# i lead my life knowing that if something as irrelevant as kid rock would consider me an idiot, i'd have become a god.
unfortunately mr. stapp is not a god. he is an idiot, but i will not let that erode my dream.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:29, archived)
# so kid rock was right about something
also something about being a cowboy, i heard he was right about that too.
(schnurricane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:31, archived)
# I'd say kill it with hammers
but I don't want to help spread the spores.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:13, archived)
# THE ANDROMEDA STRAINING DUMP.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:19, archived)
# I wish to be associated with the statements of Mr. Postbear.
I would, however, wish to add "'NING" to these statements in order to express my greetings of goodwill to the participators in this internet experience.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:13, archived)
# 'ning!
which is silly, given that it is 1:21 am.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:21, archived)
# time is an illusion!
(schnurricane, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:23, archived)
# everything is an illusion, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Illusions aren't.
They're the only real thing.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:54, archived)
# FUCK YOU RICHARD BACH AND YOUR SHITTY FUCKING SEAGULL TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:57, archived)
# 6.25 more like!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:27, archived)
# fucking shitty russian judges.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 6:37, archived)