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# Tiny hands, tiny arms, generally diminutive apart from being a little bit chubby.
My aunt, trying to be nice, said I was 'like a cherub'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I have had this said about me as well...
My protestation that cherubs don't have beards went unnoticed..
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)
# cherubs don't have tits, a tricorner hat or tattoos
but I still look like one, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Oh yes... I forgot the tits...
and yet no matter how much I try to forget, they're always there, making my shirts look tight.

Damn moobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)
# *cups*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *saucers*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:38, archived)
# a baby with wings?
not paul mcartney
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:28, archived)
# EXACTLY.
and also no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 19 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)