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# remain in the squat position but shuffle sideways pre-wipe
that why you'll see your bundle of joy in all it's splendour
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Dangerous.
There's always the possibility of clingage.

What you need to do is make sure all paper used is still being held in your hand, albeit between two fingers by a clean bit.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Unless you've put some paper in there pre-poo
to prevent Neptune's kiss.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha "neptune's kiss"!
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Yep.
*thumbs up*
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:16, archived)