the average woman burns off 300 calories during sex
/3000 if she leaves her tights on
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Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:29,
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"Doctor,
every time I make love my toes keep curling up and uncurling."
"I see. Have you tried taking your tights off?"
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:39,
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