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# zebras can be sexy too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Would. Have.
I forget which
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:07, archived)
# stripy tights were like sex magnets to indie kids
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# oh god yes
they still give me the raging horn


I can't wait until they come back into fashion, though by that time I'll probably be too old to do much except nod appreciatively and have another toke on my pipe
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Mrs Toast never stopped wearing them
or dying her hair pink and red and blue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I wear them...
So do a few of my friends.

Mainly stripy socks though. I got some past the knee purple/black for christmas =3
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hello miss!
long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I've been popping in and out over the last few days =)
I have on and off times around the place

I should be doing revision. I did some actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Aah b3ta, the perfect place to get some w*rk done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# REVISION IS CHEATING.
Gives an unfair advantage. I didn't get where I am today by revising, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# cheeseburger and small fries when you get a minute cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Those floors won't sweep themselves y'know
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I know, I know!
Just let me finish cooking this burger and I'll be right on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# You never told me you got promoted...
and after 15 years too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Well, the basic Health & Safety exam...
How are you supposed to remember all that stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# a fair point indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# No,
this is a fair point:
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# *moderately admires point*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
# even better
tights have access issues
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# the average woman burns off 300 calories during sex
/3000 if she leaves her tights on
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# is that from
"the dieter's guide to weight loss during sex"?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# "Doctor,
every time I make love my toes keep curling up and uncurling."
"I see. Have you tried taking your tights off?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Leggggggggs!
also Ouch my eyes!!!!


woo! as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Lovely, lovely, lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# My response to the other night's one would have been more appropriate here.
Also, thunder thighs.
Also, woo and kidding about the thighs if she (or he) is someone you know.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# these thighs are small
these thighs are far away
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# the thighs in question are not thunderous
they merely appear so due to perspective
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I see. My bad.
I prefer larger thighs anyway. Like that foxy presenter of t4, Miquita Oliver.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Hell yes they can!

That is utterly spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I likes these.
Christ! They nearly go all the way up to her arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I thought mofaha had gotten a copy of Portals for christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# mofaha is all about vectoring stripey stockings
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# what is portals?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I think he means the game
Portal...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# 'ere mister,
can i have a go on your bird?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# phwooar
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# For you to get that angle
there must have been some teabagging going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# excellent one
you love the stripes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# i do
i really do
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I wish I had zebra legs :)
checked your mail matey?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# hurrah
they'd been 'junked' :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# mmmm...
stripy legs
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I love zebras best of all the animals
i love zebras, they taste great!
oh and MONKEY TEA!
www.firebox.com/product/617?src_t=sbk&src_id=350d - out of stock :(
and weasel sick coffee! www.firebox.com/product/616?src_t=cat&src_id=edible erm... yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# oooover the hills and far away.
I want more tights now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# They do seem to go all the way up, though, don't they?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# phwoar !
*cries about car*
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# what did the bastards do to it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# rolled it !
fucking twats !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# grrr
that sort of thing brings out my inner mail reader
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# stolen n rollen?
or just tipped it upside down on ur drive?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# tipped over on its side
right outside my door.
just wanton vandalism
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# oh thats not very nice
who u upset lately?
did u park at a funny angle etc? in the way, didn't give way to someone? anything like that?
called 08453302000 police number (*goes to find it*)?
back on its wheels yet?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# yes its back on its feet now
mostly it makes people smile and laugh when im driving about, why would anybody do such a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# i know not
mistaken identity?
get a big plaster and put it on the side is all i can suggest
some ass monkey crashed into my car ON MY DRIVE - wrote my car off, was not best pleased (2 years ago now - still aint fixed it)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# not entirely sure if was mallicious
more likley just random roaming cunts
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# they're the worst sort
really sorry to hear of the car woes, hope it works out ok for you shortly, always a bugger having car problems of any sort
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# it still go's ok
but it looks like someone took a big hammer to the driver side, its a real pain because i dont have a studio anymore i have nowhere to repair it.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Zebra crossing?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# yup !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I LOVE
HORSES ZEBRAS
Drewed 'em meself :D
Also much woo-age to your picture!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Cor! Have some
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# lully
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I really like the perspective in yours.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# You don't wanna know what he did to get that perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Wore some tights?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# nicely!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# arf.
very good
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# hahahaha
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# that's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# haha
a proper b3ta response :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:35, archived)
# By all means !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Oh oh! Do me, do me!
NSFW!(maybe?)
Safe for work/small chilluns
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Hey, fuck yeah!
Mictos back with a vengeance!!
Top fuckin work sir, me likey.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 8:17, archived)