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# Can I interest you in a Gibbon-Crown to keep ya bonce warm during dem chilly Spanish nights?
Comes with a badge.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)
# OK BUT IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL IT COOLS DOWN A BIT HERE.
MY HEADSHAVE HAS REFRESHED ME.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Gibbon's bladder?
Squeeze the juices on ya bonce, the ladies go nuts.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)
# As a youngster, I used to wonder what I could do to drive the ladies nuts.
These days I have come to realise that I either do it without thinking, or that the ladies were nuts to begin with.

I lean toward the latter.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)
# I'll put you down for three.
You get a fourth one free if you order five, but you didn't, so you just get the third half-way full of the fourth.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)