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# Are YOU doing your part?
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# OH SHIT
 
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Oh shit..
Did I leave the iron on?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)
# HELLO HE WHO NEEDS NO IDENTIFYING USERNAME INFORMATION
A WOO FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:00, archived)
# I'm not sure what you mean, but..
GALAMASOUPS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# I'VE JUST HAD A MINOR STROKE
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)
# YOU NEED PENISGROW PILLS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:08, archived)
# MY GIRLFRIEND JUST NEEDS BIG-ASS-WILL-BE-MADE-A-LITTLE-BIT-SMALLER PILLS
THEN I'LL BE SORTED
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)
# I DISPUTE THE VALIDITY OF YOUR THEOREM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)
# ALL! POINTS! ARE! VALID!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)
# You play the cello?
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# Cellofayne
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# Lordy, Lordy!
That boy dun an' gawn n stroked himself inta da FYOOCHA!

Loooooooooooooord hav mersaay!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:17, archived)
# NOT A BADGE.
IT'S A BROOCH, YOU BIG HOMOMASON.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:01, archived)
# It's a BADGE, it's a BROOCH, it's a HAMMOCK!
..no wait..it's a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)
# AND A TIARA ON HIS HEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# It's a TIARA!
Also.

YOU BUY IT, YOU BUY IT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS EARLIER?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GIBBON-CROWN?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# I send in mail, forty-free day a go...you no get?
Me no understand...me talk to da boss, you wait..

- HEY BOSS, HEEM NO GET IT?!....uh-huh..uh-huh..

Boss say, you wait some more, k?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# I see where this is going.
By the time I get my gibbon-crown, everyone will be wearing dog-biscuit necklaces. Story of my life really.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# I fully understand, the wind of fashion is a beguiling mistress of the seas.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:06, archived)
# It really is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# BURIED WITH JAMES MASON
LET'S DIG HIM UP. AND JAMES CAGNEY TOO. WE WILL START A PUPPET SHOW.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# You gurty ragt!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# That's right cuzzin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Arrr yeah boyyeeeeee!
I see much Monkey Troubles ahead...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Yes, he does. They'd fall right off.
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# Heems likey da Gibbon-badge-crown combo.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:12, archived)
# I JUST SHAVED MY HEAD AND NOW I AM ICY COOL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Can I interest you in a Gibbon-Crown to keep ya bonce warm during dem chilly Spanish nights?
Comes with a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:15, archived)
# OK BUT IT'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL IT COOLS DOWN A BIT HERE.
MY HEADSHAVE HAS REFRESHED ME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Gibbon's bladder?
Squeeze the juices on ya bonce, the ladies go nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:21, archived)
# As a youngster, I used to wonder what I could do to drive the ladies nuts.
These days I have come to realise that I either do it without thinking, or that the ladies were nuts to begin with.

I lean toward the latter.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:29, archived)
# I'll put you down for three.
You get a fourth one free if you order five, but you didn't, so you just get the third half-way full of the fourth.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Woo!
Support at last!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)