They're usually vile, gaudy colours like 1980s Habitat furniture.They smell of gin and steal children. They lay eggs in your hair and lick your lips when you sleep. They turn milk sour and speak French. Do you want me to carry on?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:54,
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My aunt was a clown for a bit when she was youngerand she's lovely.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:56,
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Please accept my apologies for tarring the evil bastards with the same brush.I'm sure your aunt was the exception that proves the rule.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:59,
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It's a possibility.I had clowns at my birthday parties when I was a kid though, and they never tried to eat me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:00,
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You must be part clown yourself, then.You say your Grandma was one?
You must have inherited her genes.
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ClanSoul,
Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:50,
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