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# it is a bloody mess
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# It does look pretty painful
I prescribe bed rest.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# BASTARD
I have a list of gore puns ready to go :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I don't know if I ha veiny time for punning.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# too late to make amends
the damage has been done,

you can't heal this one
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Ouch.
That cuts deep.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I suggest you cleave it there
don't make me hurt you
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
# What an incisive comment
Luckily it only went skin deep.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# let me cut to the chase,
hopefully without sounds too abrasive, moo-ve* along now

*cow puns!
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# If you don't stop I might be forced to cell my story to the press
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# and let the media
bleed you for your inside infomation?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# If I must, yes.
I can always clot out the memory afterwards
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# nasty pun there, it might go septic,
it burns me to say that you are quite good at this
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# careful now,
don't say anything inflammatory
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# would it be rubbing salt into the wound
to call you maggot infested?

I think I just turned it nasty :)
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Yes I think you did.
I'm in shock
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# it is that
did I stitch it up ?
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I can't even tell,
I'm absolutely plastered
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)