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# I totally just ripped my head off.
(__, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Oh my god how terrible.
Someone get him a plaster
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# it is a bloody mess
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# It does look pretty painful
I prescribe bed rest.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# BASTARD
I have a list of gore puns ready to go :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I don't know if I ha veiny time for punning.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# too late to make amends
the damage has been done,

you can't heal this one
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Ouch.
That cuts deep.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I suggest you cleave it there
don't make me hurt you
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
# What an incisive comment
Luckily it only went skin deep.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# let me cut to the chase,
hopefully without sounds too abrasive, moo-ve* along now

*cow puns!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# If you don't stop I might be forced to cell my story to the press
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# and let the media
bleed you for your inside infomation?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# If I must, yes.
I can always clot out the memory afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# nasty pun there, it might go septic,
it burns me to say that you are quite good at this
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# careful now,
don't say anything inflammatory
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# would it be rubbing salt into the wound
to call you maggot infested?

I think I just turned it nasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Yes I think you did.
I'm in shock
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# it is that
did I stitch it up ?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I can't even tell,
I'm absolutely plastered
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# NEAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Bit of Prit-Stick'll fix that right up.
That's probably your best bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# here, lemme fix you...
Photobucket

and have a nice apple, too!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# YES.
(__, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# It will keep the doctor away.
Him and his bloody MRSA-infected jacket, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 6 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i thought that MRSA is only dangerous in hospitals?
not in your home?

well, what do i know?
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# You're pretty much right.
It's opportunistic, it can only affect you when your defences are weakened.
Normally, when you're in hospital
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
# The person who thinks b3ta consists solely of inconsiderate cunts is hereby proven very wrong indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Hey, I offered him a plaster.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# In fact, it was YOU who said "neat" when confronted with this headless man.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Yes, yes it was, wasn't it.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)