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# Crabs do not come as standard.
They may be bought, or caught separately.

Small vials of botchelism may be bought at £3.99 from all good CRABNET™ stocking stores.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Rip-off if you ask me.
Crabs 'R' Us do a fish crabab for £2.99 with extra clawness!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# These are non licensed products, and action is currently being taken.
Crab piracy funds terrorism.

YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR, WHY WOULD YOU STEAL A CRAB RELATED PRODUCT?

Also, I would like to point out that they do not contain the option of crabnetic features at a low low additional cost of £1.99.

This crabnetic feature allows for use with other crabnetic products, in order to produce a more wholesome family crab experience.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# So why is this not incorporated into your marketing programme?
Had this information been available to me at the time of purchace I would have undoubtedly chosen Crabnet™ products.
I submit it to you that you are to blame and you are in fact funding terrorism.


Piracy Funds Terrorism is a fantastic album
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Slander will not be tolerated at CRABNET™ industries.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)