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# me and the cat have reached an agreement
it doesn't mess my floors up, i don't chase it with bubbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Maybe your cat
could translate "stop spewing on my bed" into Meow for my cats.

Payment in Dentabits acceptable?
(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 0:59, archived)
# it's easy
hiss at them. they shit themselves and run off. they'll be sick in the hallway then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Aerosols are to cats
as kryptonite is to Superman. Sadly I'm not always here to press the button.
(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# water pistols
and plant misters do the trick nicely, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# vomiting cats normally means they have no where clean to poop
you need to empty your kittie tray more often
(so i read somewhere - not that i own cats or can be within 3 feet of them without having a serious allergic reaction)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:07, archived)
# she always has clean litter
i hate sifting those mummified cat turds out of the litterbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Hmmmm
3 cats x 3 cat trays + cat food + assorted human food + grass + furball = VOMIT

But I take your point.
(sags tupac-a-hats, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i only have one
i don't really like cats much, but it was me or the cat shelter and even i'm not that cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)