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# Cyberman #2 was the scariest one.
Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# DISCUSS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# OH GODDAMMIT YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS TO ME WITHOUT THIS DISCUSSION.
YOU RUINED MY HOLIDAY, INTERNET.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# My dad doesn't get cold sweats looking at the modern one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# HIDE HIS BOOZE. DRESS UP AS A CYBERMAN.
EXPLAIN WHAT AN INTERVENTION IS WHILE YOU DRINK IN THE SHOWER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# While I stood, waiting for cyberman #2 to get out of the shower and stop shouting,
my father turned on me. I tried to remove my spirit from my body that day, but I didn't know how. Kick, kick, kick.

As I screamed at my dad, "It's just me, it was supposed to be a joke", he jumped on my stomach elbow first with his full 100 kg of weight. He then stood up and kept attacking me. Kick, kick, kick.

Thus concludes my essay on why cyberman #2 is the scariest cyberman. If you disagree with me I will cut you bad.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# this is the most touching vignette I have ever read
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I want to get a shelf in our shower so I can drink.
I can only drink bottles of San Miguel in there at the moment, as we have no other bottled beer =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# That sounds like a tough life.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# It's horrific.
Sometimes I wish I was a starving child in Africa.

At least then I might have a beer shelf in my shower.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# you mean #3?
cause the original cybermen were completely different
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# You think I might be talking about the new cybermen?
NO.

I MEAN #2.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# right, well, yeah
he was the scariest.

How's that for discussion?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That's the most insightful comment anyone has posted tonight. YES.
Thankyou for participating in this discussion, I'm glad I didn't have to cut you up really bad.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Thanks
I would have just set my children onto you anyway
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)