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[challenge entry] i'm getting worryingly into this icon lark

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(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Icons are addictive =]
I quit before I ruined my life.

I used to be on several icons a day, the patch really helped.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# i'll just get back onto the crack
at least then I can still do my job
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# class
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *hides behind sofa*
*peeks*

woo

and wtf is my sofa doing at work?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# following you, demanding child maintenance?
It's got 5 little cushions to feed, you BASTARD.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I have six pillows and two duvets on my bed.
THAT I AM LYING IN RIGHT NOW, RATHER THAN SITTING AT A BORING JOB =]
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I have a flat that I own that I can do what I like with and sell for thousands and thousands of pounds
more than I paid for it.

BECAUSE I SIT AT A BORING JOB.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I mooch from my parents until september.
Then I get to piss off and learn how to be independant.

I'M FUCKING DOOMED =[
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Haha, it's not too bad.
Start learning to cook now, if you can't already.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# This
also make sure you have a supply of candles, tinned food and a small camping stove.

Those first few bills are killers, and they always sneak up on you.

And also, don't buy a place to live. It's fucking expensive, mortgages are deathly, and everyone instantly thinks if you have money for property, you have money for other stuff. Exactly the opposite is true.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# we're just about to start overpaying on our mortgage
after realising it will save us shitloads in the long run
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I haven't even started paying it yet.
I'm interest only till Sept 2009.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# yawks :(
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I'm crossing that bridge when I come to it.
Put it this way, if I'm not earning 4 grand more come Sept 2009 I'm going on the game.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Who Wants to Be A Millionnaire?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I DO
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Owning a house scares me.
I think I'll rent until I'm settled down properly.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I smoke too much weed to be bothered sticking my head out of windows anymore.
Plus I wanted to be able to paint walls. And have a pet.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I have exactly none of those problems.
Once I've finished all my training and got a proper job, I'll probably buy something
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# when i've finished paying my loan in 2010
i'll buy my council house.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Haha,
this made me chuckle for lots of different reasons.
Yes I concur, rent property, preferably bringing 12 of your mates all paying top wack and rent it from someone like me who loves students until they try and leave without paying or effecting repairs.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I can cook, I just can't organise my life =]
I've always been a live-for-the-moment kinda guy.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Ah, you don't need to be organised at university.
As long as you work around exam time, you should be alright.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I'm fucked then =]
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Oh, and remember, for most degrees the first year doesn't count for much, if at all.
This means you can spend most of it drunk.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# What degree is he doing?
Do what the manwife did, he did a thingy with a top up year to make it a degree, so he's got the BA and the other thingy as well.

Erm..... what's it CALLED?!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# HND?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I love you.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'm doing a BA in Music Production.
To be honest, I don't know whether it's a lazy degree or not, it's just what I want to do =]
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Oooooh eeenterestink.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Thanks for the sarcasm =]
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I wasn't being sarcastic!
Honestly, I thought it sounded interesting. Hey, I'd love to have gone to uni, I'm jealous. Don't piss it up the wall or I'll come looking for you.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Can I piss up the wall anyway?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Of course.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# HND
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# :D thank you!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# that sounds like my bed
is there a hot water bottle there with a cherry bun on it?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *sings* Macho macho man....
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# it's not mine
it belongs to Peanut, my monkey
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# No way to talk about the mrs.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# haha
I think she'd be very happy to be called Peanut
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# What about the monkey bit?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# pass
actually, Oh shit, you're right. Thank you for saving my relationship Captain, have a grandma
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# And your time's up.
The correct answer was 'Oh shit, you're right. Thank you for saving my relationship Captain, have a grand'.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# YOU ARE KAT FROM SEQUENTIAL ART!!!!
aicmfp
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Sssshhh...
The CSA(*) is still hounding me about the sofabed.

(*) CSA: Cushion Support Agency
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Some people brought a sofa to our sixth form once.
They had to take it back though because our head of sixth form was mean =[

Either that or it was incredibly flammable, something like that.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Our common room in the 6th form was full of those semi-lounging chairs you can place in a line.
Think 'hospital waiting room'
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Exactly the same with us...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Oh that rules.
Sod the booshface, I want this.

Dear Mr Manuel

Could you fix it for me to have a cyberman icon please?

Thank you

Miss F H****** Age 23 and a bit.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Dear lord, that's an awkward name to pronounce.
Have you considered changing it?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Give me ooooooh, about a year and a bit
and it'll be all lovely and changed.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# You didn't tell me we were getting married...
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I forgot to tell you.
Manwife and I have decided to marry you as well and keep you in the fridge until we need to take out your cold dead body and violate it.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Fucking YES!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# don't put him on the same shelf as the courgettes
he might not be dead
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# And so he'd eat all the courgettes?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# or they may enter his body by another means
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I do not like them.
Put me where you will.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *stuffs in egg compartmenty bit*
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
*sigh*
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Miss F Hard-on?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# My goodness.
One letter wrong. Well, and the hyphen can fuck off too.

Well done!
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I want this. Now.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Cyberman #2 was the scariest one.
Discuss.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# DISCUSS.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# OH GODDAMMIT YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS TO ME WITHOUT THIS DISCUSSION.
YOU RUINED MY HOLIDAY, INTERNET.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# My dad doesn't get cold sweats looking at the modern one.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# HIDE HIS BOOZE. DRESS UP AS A CYBERMAN.
EXPLAIN WHAT AN INTERVENTION IS WHILE YOU DRINK IN THE SHOWER.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# While I stood, waiting for cyberman #2 to get out of the shower and stop shouting,
my father turned on me. I tried to remove my spirit from my body that day, but I didn't know how. Kick, kick, kick.

As I screamed at my dad, "It's just me, it was supposed to be a joke", he jumped on my stomach elbow first with his full 100 kg of weight. He then stood up and kept attacking me. Kick, kick, kick.

Thus concludes my essay on why cyberman #2 is the scariest cyberman. If you disagree with me I will cut you bad.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# this is the most touching vignette I have ever read
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I want to get a shelf in our shower so I can drink.
I can only drink bottles of San Miguel in there at the moment, as we have no other bottled beer =[
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# That sounds like a tough life.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# It's horrific.
Sometimes I wish I was a starving child in Africa.

At least then I might have a beer shelf in my shower.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# you mean #3?
cause the original cybermen were completely different
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# You think I might be talking about the new cybermen?
NO.

I MEAN #2.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# right, well, yeah
he was the scariest.

How's that for discussion?
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That's the most insightful comment anyone has posted tonight. YES.
Thankyou for participating in this discussion, I'm glad I didn't have to cut you up really bad.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Thanks
I would have just set my children onto you anyway
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)