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# i'd buy that for a dollar!

G'Day!

Hows yourself and your neck of the woods?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)
# a dollar? are you mad?!
this is PREMIUM bottled air. it's three dollars per bottle.

super here, sir. good to see you. how's the world?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:53, archived)
# I think i'm going to launch a competing product
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:55, archived)
# i think i'm going to sue you into the poorhouse.
i'll be having your women, too.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)
# *belushi snort*
how much for your women?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# how much for the little girl?
i want to buy them! all your women!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# no idea what i'll do with them, mind.
what are their skillsets? i'm not taking any lazy women.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# skillsets or skillets
chairing the meeting or making pancakes?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)
# skillsets.
i can't leave the cooking to a bunch of incompetents.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)
# 3 dollars - i want the exhalations of virgins for $3
im good - just put some overflow pipes in for my rainwater tank
any overflow now goes straight in the vege patch!
(have only been putting it off for 3yrs now)
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)
# I need to do exactly this
*procrastinates
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)
# i was going to procrastinate today
but my heart wasnt in it!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# oh yeah. they're ALL virgins.
*rolls eyes*

that was damn quick. you could have delayed another five years if you'd tried.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# thats just waht i told the leader of the opposition
but she wasnt having any!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# bloody minority parties and their 'special interests'.
i remember a time when we could have them broken on the wheel for these heretical opinions.
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)
# G'day Sir! - It's about time you showed up.
My neck is good today - How's yours?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:54, archived)
# i winked at a cute cow earlier so my neck be RED!
how is yourself - flooded or frying?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:59, archived)
# hehe - you have to watch those cows.
Good thanks mate. Am perspiring actually, bordering on frying. It's been hot and humid today.

How's things down there in Melb?
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Victoria: does anyone here know how to drive?
29 today - didn't get below 30 the other night, a hot and anxious night!
real yoyo temps but not enough rain!
(, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)