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# BUY NOW!

many thanks to one of some for the source pic.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:07, archived)
# HAHAHA - Yes!!!!!!!!!
Worthy of an FP - imho
*clicks

One of these days, I bet someone will sell compressed air like this.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:09, archived)
# thanks, good kind human.
the way we keep polluting, i expect you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:10, archived)
# I expect it'll be first manufactured
as a joint venture of Calvin Klein and CocaCola.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)
# calvin cola has ebola.
and he works for motorola.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)
# No wonder those phones keep breaking down.
It must be all those chemicals in the Coke that destroy those handsets
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:18, archived)
# anything that breaks cell phones is ok in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Each time I travel over a large bridge
I keep wanting to throw mine off it as far as possible
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:29, archived)
# o no, keep yours.
throw the ones that other people own.

speaking of which, does anyone remember the videos from about 5 years ago in which two guys in big rubber cell phone suits would run up to people, do a little dance, then grab their cell phnes and stomp on them?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:33, archived)
# No I don't remember it but I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:34, archived)
# i think it was from germany.
they stole the suits from a company that had shot a commercial using them to promote their phones, if i recall correctly. i'm searching youtube, no luck yet.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:37, archived)
# no find yet. but...
...there's this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Y E S !
that was magic!

the guy in beemer was ace!

Edit: phonebashers
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:09, archived)
# FUCK YES! THANK YOU!
www.phonebashing.com/

CLICK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)
# i still love that site!
Team Schadenfruede
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)
# so glad you had the name.
i'd forgotten the details and it's good to see the vids again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:22, archived)
#
"A Breath Of Fresh Air"™
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:12, archived)
# I can see it now
in toilets everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:13, archived)
# that'll be the upscale version sold in hoity-toity shoppes.
mine is for the common urban yuppie. i'll let you sell yours for a 38% cut of your gross.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:15, archived)
# That's very generous.
I'd like a licence to manufacture that here please!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:28, archived)
# well, you still have to buy the air that goes in the bottles from me.
and i still get the 38% cut of the gross sales.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:30, archived)
# BUY TEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Would you like free delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:20, archived)
# with ten you get eggroll.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:20, archived)
# and eleven with added bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:29, archived)
# no bacon.
the pig is a filthy animal.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Bah
LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:32, archived)
# don't make me quote the bible at you then shoot you full of bullets.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:34, archived)
# Derka derka salama Jihad!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)
# durkha durkha durka
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:16, archived)
# It's your moral duty
You'll go to hell if you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:35, archived)
# Yeah that's right
He'll miss out on 77 virgins
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:37, archived)
# are there that many left in the world?
i have much work to do.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)
# i'm going to hell with the lid off anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)
# It's Hallal!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:34, archived)
# I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, DAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:38, archived)
# i'd buy that for a dollar!

G'Day!

Hows yourself and your neck of the woods?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:50, archived)
# a dollar? are you mad?!
this is PREMIUM bottled air. it's three dollars per bottle.

super here, sir. good to see you. how's the world?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:53, archived)
# I think i'm going to launch a competing product
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:55, archived)
# i think i'm going to sue you into the poorhouse.
i'll be having your women, too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:57, archived)
# *belushi snort*
how much for your women?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# how much for the little girl?
i want to buy them! all your women!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# no idea what i'll do with them, mind.
what are their skillsets? i'm not taking any lazy women.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# skillsets or skillets
chairing the meeting or making pancakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:13, archived)
# skillsets.
i can't leave the cooking to a bunch of incompetents.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:18, archived)
# 3 dollars - i want the exhalations of virgins for $3
im good - just put some overflow pipes in for my rainwater tank
any overflow now goes straight in the vege patch!
(have only been putting it off for 3yrs now)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:58, archived)
# I need to do exactly this
*procrastinates
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:03, archived)
# i was going to procrastinate today
but my heart wasnt in it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# oh yeah. they're ALL virgins.
*rolls eyes*

that was damn quick. you could have delayed another five years if you'd tried.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:07, archived)
# thats just waht i told the leader of the opposition
but she wasnt having any!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:14, archived)
# bloody minority parties and their 'special interests'.
i remember a time when we could have them broken on the wheel for these heretical opinions.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:20, archived)
# G'day Sir! - It's about time you showed up.
My neck is good today - How's yours?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:54, archived)
# i winked at a cute cow earlier so my neck be RED!
how is yourself - flooded or frying?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 5:59, archived)
# hehe - you have to watch those cows.
Good thanks mate. Am perspiring actually, bordering on frying. It's been hot and humid today.

How's things down there in Melb?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:02, archived)
# Victoria: does anyone here know how to drive?
29 today - didn't get below 30 the other night, a hot and anxious night!
real yoyo temps but not enough rain!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 6:04, archived)
# I'm afraid I patented fresh air 11 years ago
You owe me 20 million pieces of gold.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)