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# What about the peg leg?
And the scurvy?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# And the hook of course
and the beard.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I don't have a peg leg.
Or scurvy.


On my ship there are neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)
# There's just no commitment these days
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# *hacks off leg*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Well you do that
but I'm perfectly happy having two lovely pins of my own, that aren't made out of something likely to become infested with worms (I pick at stuff too much as it is).

Much better for wrapping around the Captain-Jack lookalike that is Manwife. He tried on my hat at the weekend, I almost fell over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)