Fez
you can't beat a fez.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan,
Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:19,
archived)
you can with a big enough stick
although fez works well with smoking jacket
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:23,
archived)