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# yay!
*encakes self unashamedly*
falling on your face can be fun. i can't fall on my face, my boobs are too big, i just kind of bounce back up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Hahahah
I'm pretty close to the ground, so it doesn't really or hurt. It's only a short drop. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# i wear flat shoes when drinking
as i used to sprain my ankles rather than fall on my face. sitting under a bridge at 3a.m in a pile of pigeon crap, with 2 badly sprained ankles, is not a fun way to end a night out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Oh, god!
That's smart.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:24, archived)
# i am very silly when drunk.
that was the night i tried to feed my goldfish ham.
i also made ham sandwiches and put one in my shoe and the other in my coat pocket. for safe-keeping, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Hahah
for safe keeping. Yes, of course. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# my parents
were less than thrilled
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)