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# Oh god
The pub I used to work in, this bloke came in offering paintings of dogs. Really shit nasty tacky ones. I was about to launch into a rant when the woman who worked in the kitchen started harping on about her staffy and how lovely it was and how much she loved them and how much she'd love a painting etc etc etc.

She paid about £50 for it. Chumps.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)
# My goodness.
The next picture I want is one of those light up Jesus ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Haha YES
Tat for the win. I'm still pondering getting a christ on a bike
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# OOOOH!
Linky?

This is going to be my new handbag on payday

www.mcphee.com/items/11073.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# no you don't,
go one better.
ship-of-fools.com/Gadgets/Musical/104.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)
# THAT. IS. AWESOME.
I must have this. Repeat MUST.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Nothing on eBay me dear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Oh bless you for looking.
If I were a bloke, and you were single, I'd be bloody swimming to Germany with a rose between my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)
# That kind of dedication to the cause gives me the raging horn :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)
# 'Smy boy. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)
# best present ever brought bach of holiday
i23.photobucket.com/albums/b399/amerykah/virgen_lg.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I want that as well.
I just have a normal kitsch Mary statuette. She guards the computer for me, with her Mary powers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:11, archived)
# i have a pair either side of my monitor
and a lolly pope on some near by shelving
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)
# You lucky thing.
I want to get some of them Russian icons.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)
# they're not really kitsch enough for me
they look quite nice really.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I want LOADS of them
I'm going to plaster one wall of the bathroom with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)
# oooo thats cool actually
but also will terrify any one in your bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)
# EXACTLY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 17:29, archived)