you miss out on so much being a girl.
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:13,
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I can have an orgasm on a bus without embarrassing myself.And I've got two big free-drink-getters strapped to me at all times.
And my goolies are harder to hurt.
(And my goolies are harder to hurt.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16,
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yeah but..... huh...you win.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:18,
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OH and I forgot oneIf I punch you and knock you out, I get a certain level of respect.
If you punch me and knock me out, you get hated by everyone in the vicinity.
Unfair, I know. I expect to be hit back if I hit a bloke, but people have such double standards.
(If you punch me and knock me out, you get hated by everyone in the vicinity.
Unfair, I know. I expect to be hit back if I hit a bloke, but people have such double standards.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19,
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if you punch me and knock me outyou can join the elite group of people who've discovered i'm a glass jaw
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21,
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In that case, I shall never punch you.That wouldn't be fair.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:22,
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agreedbloody hell i would be the worst pirate ever :(
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:24,
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If you need to get in a fight with anyonetag me and I'll do it for you. I'm quite suprisingly hard to floor, my head's made of tungsten carbide or something.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:25,
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thats why you're the captainI can stand behind you making acerbic and surprisingly catty remarks abut your opponent.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27,
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we'd better start hustling bar brawls Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:31,
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