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# newsletter subjectline compo
nice people enter - be nice
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hmm
Slip it in and feel the warmth

More fun than a sack full of kittens and a baseball bat

The Boeing of newsletters; hard, heavy and totally out of control
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# sabotaging boeing 777s
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# What Worth 1000 would be like
...with bad aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# If a man has six apples in one hand, three bananas in another hand, and a tube of lube in his pocket, how many pieces of fruit will be left by the end of filming?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND! I CANNAE SEE!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ^^^ THIS
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I retired that after it was used ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# wait? it was used?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# yup kinda
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# did hell freeze over while i wasn't looking?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# well it was, kinda..
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue308/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# We're in ur Rolls Royce engine sabotaging ur ignition
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter - Nicer than a busload of nuns.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Hahahha!
This!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Aww
that's nice. Do they have guitars?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# 'OI NUNS, PLAY MANDATORY SUICIDE'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Angel of DEEEEAAAATH!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Crashing into your inbox because the landing gear's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Leaving skidmarks longer than 777 in your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# BE NICE - ENTER NICE PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I is in ur inbox
bringin u laffs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Cantaloupes, Bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Prince Williams first solo Boeing 777 flight
Doesn't go exactly as planned...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# The B3ta newsletter- we are to the internet what fungus is to your toes
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# "summat funny, about summat that's been in the news this week and stuff"
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# BOYCOTTING THE DIANA INQUEST UNTIL WE GET DIALYSIS TREATMENT
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# We wanted to send you a rhino
but we settled for a newsletter... again (please don't hate us!)
(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# FUCK BEING NICE - USE FORCE.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# CARBON DATING LIVE FROM WHITSTABLE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# we *something* into the *something* of your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# We still have our undercarriage and landing gear!
(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)
# LOOKS LIKE WE PICKED THE WRONG WEEK TO QUIT LANDING PRACTICE


Or (similarly inspired from the same film:)

"it's a good thing you don't know how much we hate your guts"

"we're two inches taller, better dancers, and much more fun to be with than Elaine Dickinson"

The b3ta bewsletter doesn't do impressions... Our training is in psychiatry.

"Airplane fails to make space for glorious tractor factory in Heathrow"

The b3ta newsletter: It thinks it's Ethel Merman

The b3ta newsletter: choosing lasagne in your fish or chicken dinner options

"First time? No, I've been newslettered lots of times"

It's a written series of interesting internet stories and links. but that's not important right now

Offering flowers from the church of religious consciousness since 2001

The b3ta newsletter - Maybe you'd better run it through the computer

The B3ta newsletter: making them blink in sequence

"Over heathrow? No, I don't think I'll ever get over Heathrow"

The b3ta newsletter - Run by the boys on the board.

Reading a newsletter is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."

The b3ta newsletter: It's a different kind of newsletter altogether... "IT'S A DIFFERNET KIND OF NEWSLETTER"!

The B3ta newsletter - what a pisser

EDIT: Thanks, c_kick
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# ^^^^hahahahah this^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# this!!
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# yup, this'un ^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahahaha
this please.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ^win
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Ironic Price William was learning how to fly this week
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# That's the one. Right there.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I laughed while picking my nose
and it's bleeding.

I can think of no greater compliment to pay this suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha
in the office, laughing out loud, not picking nose anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# if this isn't used
there is no justice in the world
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Oh dear
Mr Ego is on again I see.
(dara o'briain, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ?
come again?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# B3ta newsletter: we haven't seen anything like this since that Anita Bryant concert
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:08, archived)
# thank you for all that, squire :)
bless ya
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# FISTING DEAD LEMURS SINCE 2001
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# In Manzhouli in inner Mongolia
nobody cares about this newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# If weebls wobble why do cadbury's still give him money?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# You are our 9,999,999th reader! CLICK ME TO WIN AN iPOD NANO
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *clicks*
Eh nothing happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# In ur [receptacle/location/orifice] [action]ing ur [noun of some description]
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# In ur X, Y-ing ur Z
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# In my X, cunfirming that she's a dirty hoor
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# oomee?
Cheeky swine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# no! my ex
she gave new definition to the term "cheating"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# The bitch.
Shall I eviscerate her for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# sounds like she'd enjoy it too much
you could serve her tea and cakes, and actively NOT eviscerate her, that would serve the cuntrag right :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# nah, you'd only put her out of her emo-in-denial-but-undeniably-emo misery.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# shall I superglue her to Michael Winner?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# that might work
though i wouldnt be surprised if she shagged him too while i was in germany.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# What a nasty cunt.
You're better off out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# yep
lucky it finished early in the year, so I reduced the probability of catching whatever STDs were most popular at Nottingham Uni.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Woo for that
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# B3ta - Our Carbon Footprint is a jackboot
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *stomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Released on bail only to re-offend
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# 'Banned from Warrington'
Was it Warrington?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# It was indeed.
...and you'd have thought being banned from Warrington was doing them a favour...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# How hard is it NOT to go to Warrington?
I've been doing it non-stop for 23 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# AWARDING MEDALS THE SIZE OF FRYING PANS SINCE 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# an ABSOLUTE medal!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Yes!

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# B3ta - Our servers crash less often than flight BA038
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# YOUR ONE-STOP SHOP FOR HOMO-EROTIC SCIFI DRAMA
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# :D
Touchwood!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# THE WHITE ZONE IS FOR LANDING AND TAKE-OFF ONLY, THE RED ZONE IS A NO LANDING ZONE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Computer And Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?
which is rather appropriate. Doing the dishes or doing your homework may have been less boring
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ever pretend your wang was lightsaber?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :-( no
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Let's pretend
ok, you be Obi Wan and I'll be Darth Vader.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# WHHOM
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# THRUST JOOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Thrust what?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# that was a sound effect
rather than a climactic exclamation
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ahhhhh, I see.
What do we do now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I JOOOOOM it and wiggle it about a bit
... breathe heavily... then you disappear afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I don't want to disappear though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# erm...
ok... well, what would you rather?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# A lovely big cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# is that a position?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Everything's a position.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *assumes "Lovely Cake" position*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# *BUMMERY*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# only cuz you don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# How do you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# because you've never pretended it was a lightsaber
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# you miss out on so much being a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I can have an orgasm on a bus without embarrassing myself.
And I've got two big free-drink-getters strapped to me at all times.


And my goolies are harder to hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yeah but..... huh...
you win.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# OH and I forgot one
If I punch you and knock you out, I get a certain level of respect.

If you punch me and knock me out, you get hated by everyone in the vicinity.


Unfair, I know. I expect to be hit back if I hit a bloke, but people have such double standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# if you punch me and knock me out
you can join the elite group of people who've discovered i'm a glass jaw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# In that case, I shall never punch you.
That wouldn't be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# agreed
bloody hell i would be the worst pirate ever :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# If you need to get in a fight with anyone
tag me and I'll do it for you. I'm quite suprisingly hard to floor, my head's made of tungsten carbide or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# thats why you're the captain
I can stand behind you making acerbic and surprisingly catty remarks abut your opponent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Sounds ACE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# we'd better start hustling bar brawls
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *tools up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hahahaha! no-knob!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# smooth like the hood of a Ford GT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
#
/vaguely uncomfortable blog
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# *wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# backing heathrow's runway extension plan
only by a few more feet
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I AM IN UR NEWSLETTER PLACIN UR PROSSIES IN CRUCIFICKS POSE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/7968606
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# So I'm predicatable.
And unoriginal. I've been practicing for 30 years now, so I'm pretty good at both.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Big whoop, wannafightabahtit?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# NECRO/COPRO/ZOOPHILES UNITE!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I'm being left out just because I studied nymphomancy
aren't I?
(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# We do not exclude. We can only hope that you join and eventually learn the true path.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Happy Winnie The Pooh Day !
apparently today
(Spikey, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Ha ha
This
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Crashing just short of the Information Superhighway
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# this one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# haha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hahaha, this
with bells on!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# New Zealand Police
seek enormous cigarette for questioning


(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7195542.stm)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Keeping Scientology Working
- We don't mince words.

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Worth nearly 10 million Zimbabwean dollars
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Falling short of your inbox runway
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# camper than torchwood
straighter than hain
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# flooding your inbox like tewksbury high street.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# And now for something completely different....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# written by paul burrell, so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# What about...
It's rough and tumble and it's wild and woolly and it's a blast
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Don't forget , only scientologists can help in the even of a crash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# It's true
I'd choose a Scientologist over a paramedic any day, were I bleeding to death in a burning vehicle.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# They can jump on your chest
I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES! I'M NOT GAY! I'm IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# "They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash. "
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# COMING AT YOU LIKE A FLOOD OF SWEETCORNY DIARRHEA FROM A FILTHY BALLOON KNOT 2 INCHES FROM YOUR FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# +O
This is the sexiest thing you've ever said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# full weekend ahead then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Expanding the leather pants of credibility.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# "sPUNKING UP YOUR SEX INBOX AND FILLING IT WITH SALTY INTERBATTER"
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter: Landing Gear Optional
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# b3ta newsletter - now on lazerdisc !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# lol
*brings up more phlegm from laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# The Queen and Prince Phillip killed Diana! And we all know it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# in ur britich council offises harrassing ur offishals
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# "I can't believe I raped them all"
Now I will find a dark corner
(Hagbard MacDougal, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Our newsletter:
Its more fun than eating a whole bag of miscarriages.

(Check out Lilly Allen if noone got that...)
(Golden_guns247, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are dark!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# flickr we restrict because of pubes
beans beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you have red shit

safer than a plane to Heathrow
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# digging up cat corpse for a natter and a cuppa tea
(chippy time travel agents, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# BRAAAAAAAAAAAACE !!!!!!!!!!!! too late.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Longer than your gran's underwear
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# car crash television
car crash television, plane crash internet
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:00, archived)
# b3ta newsletter - now buy one, get one free.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)
# We KNOW where your bags are. They're STILL ON THE PLANE.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# We [topical analogy of the internet]
to [topical analogy of your inbox]
(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:11, archived)
# With Lily Allen in our hearts, and Photoshop at our fingertips.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:17, archived)
# The Writers Strike is Over! New Newsletter titles coming soon!
*edit. Here's the reference: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7195244.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# considerably shorter than a heathrow runway
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# LIKE SHITTING BROKEN GLASS FOR A WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)