It's true
I'd choose a Scientologist over a paramedic any day, were I bleeding to death in a burning vehicle.
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somegreybloke,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:28,
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They can jump on your chest
I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES! I'M NOT GAY! I'm IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 18 Jan 2008, 12:31,
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