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# i like your mindporridge
it's not all skanky and lumpy like ordinary porridge, plus it has a radiation/biohazard sign, which i'm rather fond of.
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# Radioactive porridge
Makes you glow in the dark. Like ReadyBrek.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# readybrek is a lie!
my brother spent weeks looking for his glow, the idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
# In his urine ?
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# no
but he thought he was dying when he shat purple
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# Purple dye . . . interesting . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# not dye
he just ate a full jar of beetroot. did i already say he's an idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:45, archived)
# No
You didn't just then, either.
What is your brother?
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# we're still
trying to work that out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i suppose not
if you like vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Depends on what I'm
going to do with it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# i don't like it
but i once sent a small girl to the chippy for a carton of pickled foreskins
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:58, archived)