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# Mindporridge


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(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I see a penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Whippets!
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# gramophone
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Shit.
;(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Tapered . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:40, archived)
# branflakes
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Truffles . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Do you know why shit is tapered like that?
So your asshole doesn't slam shut after.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Clap . . . clap . . . applaud !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I saw that joke written on a toilet wall in 1987
Except they had spelt it "tappered"

edit: 21 years ago?? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck....
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I thought that was spattered.
Mind you, that works. Do you know why shit is spattered like that? 15 pints of Guinness mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Will Guinness spatter alone or does it need a pork scratching/crisps active ingredient?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# And it was old then . . .
tappered does take on a hole different meaning . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hooray for old jokes
How else would we convince the young 'uns that we're comedy geniuses?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)
# That's right . . .
pass it on down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 19:00, archived)
# i like your mindporridge
it's not all skanky and lumpy like ordinary porridge, plus it has a radiation/biohazard sign, which i'm rather fond of.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Radioactive porridge
Makes you glow in the dark. Like ReadyBrek.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# readybrek is a lie!
my brother spent weeks looking for his glow, the idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
# In his urine ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# no
but he thought he was dying when he shat purple
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Purple dye . . . interesting . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:44, archived)
# not dye
he just ate a full jar of beetroot. did i already say he's an idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:45, archived)
# No
You didn't just then, either.
What is your brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:48, archived)
# we're still
trying to work that out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Not that there's anything wrong with that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i suppose not
if you like vinegar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Depends on what I'm
going to do with it . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:57, archived)
# i don't like it
but i once sent a small girl to the chippy for a carton of pickled foreskins
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:58, archived)
# amazink
:P
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Mindporridge hot !
I would love to see this coloured in . . . or painted . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:37, archived)
# mindporridge cold!
mindporridge in the pot, nine days old!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Yummmmmm vintage mindporridge . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:41, archived)
# marvellous
i wish i could do that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 18:47, archived)
# *Aces*
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