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# GOFF MAGIC!
I've got goff magic. I can make myself 5 inches taller at will.



But them boots are well hard to walk in when I'm pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# i got the best insult ever
from a little scally a few weeks ago. he ran up to me and shouted "big knickers!" i just looked at him and said "of course, i can't fit my arse into small ones!" this seemed to confuse him, so he ran off as his mates laughed at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oh bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# i find it's more fun
to confuse them than to shout at them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Ahhhhh, the bamboozle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# haha
then your goff magic is used up on trying to keep you vertical
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# I dye my hair wiv plants!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:11, archived)
# *points* goff
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Slightly.
Not as much as when I was a teen. I now appreciate that Stevie Wonder is the MOTHERFUCKING MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# his early stuff yeah but the later stuff is a bit crap
i used to be a little punk, then grew up and discovered cardigans. now i occasionally worry i sold out. then i realise how much of a twut i probly looked
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)